Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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