We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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