porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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