No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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