one two three fourrrrnication!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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