Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize