I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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