im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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