I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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