I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
