have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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