my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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