I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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