i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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