Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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