her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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