So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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