the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Don't make out with my wife yet
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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