She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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