it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I will be naked everywhere
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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