And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish i was in the wii world.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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