I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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