Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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