its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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