its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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