His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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