so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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