You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This is my gift to your gina
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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