mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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