our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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