I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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