girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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