I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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