Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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