Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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