: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.