It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.