If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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