If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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