i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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