Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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