So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's like iHOP with fire
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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