It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Found the puke drawer
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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