Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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