If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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