Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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