I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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