Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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