God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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