Your mouth is God's brothel.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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