i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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