he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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