Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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