I love black thongs
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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