I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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