Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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